About this episode
What completely unimportant opinion would you defend like your life depended on it?This week on A Little Throuple Tea, we’re rapid-firing the pettiest hills we’ll die on, and somehow things get personal almost immediately.Pineapple on pizza? Ketchup on eggs? Ranch on pizza? Cold leftovers? Top sheets? Decorative pillows? Airport drinking before noon?Nothing is safe.Then Caleb admits to eating heated Miracle Whip sandwiches, which may be one of the most disturbing things we’ve learned about him in 38 episodes.We also get into the social rules people somehow still don’t understand: return your cart, move if you’re walking slow, let people off the elevator first, stop watching videos in public without headphones, and for the love of God, have your ID ready when you get to TSA.Then we tackle travel rules, birthday week, Christmas decorations, restaurant bills, Irish goodbyes, unexpected FaceTimes, six-text-message novels and whether the middle seat really deserves both armrests.The Petty as F*** Bowl of Chaos makes everything even worse as we expose who blocks people first, who remembers something you said six years ago, who loves being proven right, who screenshots messages immediately, and who absolutely knows how to get what they want from the other two.Plus, Sassy Astrology comes in swinging with The Tower, Six of Swords and Queen of Pentacles and one very important reminder:You do not have to personally attend every emergency your emotions schedule.Also in this episode:• Pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza… according to some of us • Why ketchup may actually be sugar paste • Caleb’s horrifying hot Miracle Whip sandwich • The only correct direction for toilet paper • Why speakerphone in public should be illegal • The Throuple Net for people who won’t move on the sidewalk • Airport drinking before noon does NOT count • Why standing up the second a plane lands accomplishes nothing • Birthday Week gets aggressively defended • The correct way to split a restaurant bill • Bowl of Chaos gets petty • Fireball returns • Daniel’s slightly dirty Dad Joke • Sassy Astrology tells everyone to stop turning surprises into documentariesTell us in the comments: What completely ridiculous hill will YOU die on?Download the FREE Throuple Tea app on Apple and Android to chat with us while we record, send in Throuple Hotline questions, leave messages on the Tea Wall and keep up with everything happening in our world.Visit ThroupleTea.com and check out our weekly companion article with the Los Angeles Blade.Follow, subscribe, rate, review and send this episode to the friend whose petty opinions are absolutely exhausting.Throuple life. It doesn’t suck.
